The Daily Sarcast
A comedy news podcast released every weekday morning.
Episodes

Mar 13, 2026
Mar 13, 2026
28 min
Lindsey Vernick recounts how losing her marketing job led to an audition for Netflix's Sexy Beasts, quarantining in London, hours of FX makeup in a chipmunk mask, an awkward on‑set date and being voted off — plus her reveal and the career pivot that followed.
She reflects on taking risks, the absurdity of production life during COVID, and how that wild experience helped launch her into TV work.

Mar 12, 2026
Mar 12, 2026
4 min
On this episode of the Daily Sarcast (March 12, 2026), Lindsay Vernick covers several top stories: experts saying phone interference on planes is overblown, five members of Iran's women's national soccer team defecting in Australia and receiving humanitarian visas, a satirical 12-foot Trump-and-Epstein statue installed on the National Mall, and commentary on Trump and J.D. Vance's stance on Iran.
She also shares personal anecdotes about feeling sick, everyday life annoyances, and the show's usual mix of news and humor.

Mar 11, 2026
Mar 11, 2026
8 min
On the March 11, 2026 episode of The Daily Strcast, host Lindsay Vernick covers a mix of quirky and urgent news: NASA's 1,323-pound Van Allen Probe reentering Earth's atmosphere, why new clothes can cause skin reactions, and rising screen time for kindergarteners in classrooms.
Between news bits she shares a personal spa anecdote and quick lifestyle tips, keeping things light and conversational.

Mar 10, 2026
Mar 10, 2026
4 min
Host Lindsey Vernick covers a heartbreaking Georgia tragedy and a forgiving widow, a foiled homemade explosive attack outside Gracie Mansion that led to federal terrorism charges, and a controversial proposal to launch orbiting mirrors to light the night.
She also touches on airline windowless seats, personal anecdotes and tips, and signs off with her usual mix of news and humor on the March 10, 2026 episode of The Daily Sarcast.

Mar 9, 2026
Mar 9, 2026
4 min
On March 9, 2026, Lindsey Vernick reports on the escalating U.S.-Israel military campaign against Iran, its regional and economic fallout, and the strategic uncertainty from leadership statements.
She also covers Alyssa Liu skipping the World Figure Skating Championships, the belated installation of a Capitol memorial plaque, and lighter moments about daylight savings, friend dating anecdotes, and a quick cooking tip.

Mar 6, 2026
Mar 6, 2026
5 min
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a fast-paced episode mixing personal notes and national headlines: Britney Spears’ recent arrest and hopes for legal compliance and support, major political moves including Kristi Noem’s reassignment and challenges to a new 10% global import tax, and daylight-savings developments from British Columbia and U.S. proposals.The show balances serious updates with lighter moments — a neighborhood dog winning mayor, a personal family anecdote, a cooking tip, and a friendly sign-off reminding listeners to enjoy the weekend and expect further updates on ongoing stories.

Mar 5, 2026
Mar 5, 2026
5 min
On today's Daily Sarcast, Lindsey Vernick covers the House vote to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi over documents tied to Jeffrey Epstein, a CDC travel advisory for polio affecting 32 countries, and a new study suggesting many sea-level estimates were underestimated — potentially putting millions closer to rising oceans than previously thought.
The episode also includes lighter segments: a Rose Byrne anecdote, sponsor mention, Midtown street encounters, and Lindsay’s everyday life tips and cooking advice.

Mar 4, 2026
Mar 4, 2026
4 min
Lindsey Vernick covers today’s biggest stories: the McDonald’s CEO awkwardly trying a Big Mac, a United Dreamliner engine fire and safe evacuation at LAX, and a landmark Georgia conviction holding a father criminally responsible after his son’s school shooting. She also shares lighter moments about dog ownership, a quick protein mac and cheese tip, and her new improv class.
Sponsored by Subway Polls.

Mar 3, 2026
Mar 3, 2026
7 min
Host Lindsey Vernick covers breaking headlines as the U.S. expands its military presence amid escalating strikes in the Middle East, rising casualties, and the unfolding consequences for the region, plus the Justice Department’s high-profile antitrust trial against Live Nation.
She also highlights a total lunar eclipse, shares personal anecdotes and dating misadventures, and closes with quick life and cooking tips for listeners.

Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
9 min
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a brisk roundup of top news: generous state relocation incentives (including West Virginia’s $23,000 package), a deadly Austin shooting under investigation for possible terrorism ties, and Instagram’s new opt-in parental alerts for teen self-harm searches.
She also shares a personal Mercury-retrograde anecdote and provides a concise explainer of the escalating conflict with Iran — covering recent strikes, leadership losses, civilian protests, and widening regional tensions.






