The Daily Sarcast
A comedy news podcast released every weekday morning.
Episodes

Dec 15, 2025
Dec 15, 2025
9 min
Today's episode is sponsored by Free Food. Host Lindsey Vernick gives a rundown of breaking and human stories from December 15, 2025.
Hard news: a shooting at Brown University left two students dead and nine injured while a person of interest is in custody and investigations continue. In Australia, a terror attack at a Hanukkah event on Bondi Beach killed and injured many; authorities suspect an anti‑Semitic motive and a bystander who tackled a shooter has been hailed as a hero.
Other segments: the Powerball climbed to an estimated $1.1 billion, a personal Hinge date anecdote, and Hanukkah reflections and tips. Email the show with feedback at lindsey@thedailysarcast.com.

Dec 12, 2025
Dec 12, 2025
9 min
Host Lindsey Vernick covers the chaos across western Washington as atmospheric rivers unleash record rain, forcing mass evacuations and turning towns and farms into flood zones. The National Guard and authorities warn residents to leave as communities face washed-out roads and rising rivers.
The episode also breaks down Disney’s new $1 billion deal with AI to let users generate short clips starring classic characters, and Mike Lindell’s announcement that he’s running for Minnesota governor on a platform centered on election denial and conservative issues.

Dec 11, 2025
Dec 11, 2025
8 min
On the December 11, 2025 episode of The Daily Sarcast, host Lindsey Vernick covers three major stories: the EPA's controversial decision to relax formaldehyde exposure limits, the Supreme Court's tense debate over using IQ scores in death-penalty cases, and the death of beloved novelist Sophie Kinsella.
The episode blends sharp reporting with personal moments and humor, including a sponsor shoutout to popcorn and a holiday party anecdote, while explaining why these developments matter for public health, justice, and culture.
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Dec 10, 2025
Dec 10, 2025
7 min
Today's episode covers President Trump's blunt criticism of Europe and comments on Ukraine, a possible Venezuela confrontation over drug boats, Wall Street's rapid AI-driven rally and its risks, and a Manhattan judge allowing grand jury materials in Ghislaine Maxwell's case to be unsealed. Host Lindsey Vernick mixes hard news with personal anecdotes and humor throughout the show.
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Dec 9, 2025
Dec 9, 2025
7 min
On today’s Daily Sarcast Lindsey Vernick covers a mix of media chaos, gambling harms, and policy drama with her usual humor. She opens with a quirky sponsor bit and holiday cheer before diving into the news.
First, a high-stakes corporate clash: Netflix, Paramount, Warner Bros. and a surprising White House cameo as President Trump inserts himself into a major media merger battle.
Next, an investigation into how online casinos have overtaken sports betting in revenue — and ruined lives — as states profit from fast, addictive phone-based gambling.
Then, Australia’s proposal to ban social media for anyone under 16 sparks teen backlash, parental relief, and questions about enforcement.
Finally, Lindsay shares personal updates about training for a wellness job, a cooking tip, and her sign-off for the day.
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Dec 8, 2025
Dec 8, 2025
11 min
In this episode of The Daily Sarcast, Lindsey Vernick covers the Hong Kong national security arrest tied to a deadly residential fire, the deportation of a Harvard law professor after a pellet‑gun incident near a synagogue, Netflix’s $82.7 billion acquisition of Warner Bros and Discovery, and the growing trend toward low‑caffeine café culture.
Lindsey mixes sharp commentary and personal updates — including her new wellness studio job — with news on government responses, media consolidation, and everyday cultural shifts.
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Dec 5, 2025
Dec 5, 2025
7 min
Lindsey Vernick breaks down the top stories: a contentious federal advisory panel delaying a decision on newborn hepatitis B shots, a nationwide recall of shredded cheeses over suspected metal fragments, and The New York Times suing the Pentagon over new press restrictions.
She also shares personal moments — a TV cameo, a New York subway victory, and a heroic off-duty paramedic who saved a child from a house fire — plus lighthearted sign-offs and listener notes.

Dec 4, 2025
Dec 4, 2025
7 min
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a fast-paced roundup of today’s stories: people feeding medical records to AI and the privacy fallout, a viral raccoon that raided a liquor store, the Sabrina Carpenter/ICE music dispute, and Dick Van Dyke’s fitness secrets as he nears 100.
Plus personal anecdotes about dating, work, and holiday-market life, quick laughs, and practical takeaways. Sponsored by Being on TV; episode date December 4, 2025.

Dec 3, 2025
Dec 3, 2025
8 min
On this Daily Sarcast episode (Dec 3, 2025), host Lindsey Vernick mixes sharp humor and quick anecdotes about a hectic day at the Department of War.
The main segment covers a controversial Vaccine Advisory Committee poised to overhaul the childhood vaccine schedule — from delaying or removing the hepatitis B shot to breaking up combo vaccines, amid a secret CDC working group and political pressure from high-profile skeptics.
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Dec 2, 2025
Dec 2, 2025
5 min
On December 2, 2025, Lindsey Vernick delivers a brisk, sarcastic roundup: Zelensky heads to Paris for tense peace talks with Macron while Trump ally Steve jets to Moscow with a controversial peace plan, and Putin tours battlefield sites as diplomats stay cautiously optimistic.
She covers China’s fast-food and drink brands storming the U.S. market, local menu tweaks, and the brutal oversupply driving expansion abroad — plus quirky food trends and price wars.
The episode also highlights outrage after the U.S. largely skipped formal recognition of World AIDS Day, sparking protests and debate over funding cuts and public messaging.
Lindsey peppers the show with personal anecdotes (selling jewelry, an elevator meltdown), quick city-life lessons, and a practical air-fryer cooking tip — all with her signature sarcasm.






