The Daily Sarcast
A comedy news podcast released every weekday morning.
Episodes

Mar 27, 2026
Mar 27, 2026
8 min
On today’s Daily Sarcast, Lindsay Vernick covers a bizarre Trump cabinet moment where the focus turned to Sharpies and market reactions, Savannah Guthrie’s ongoing anguish after her 84‑year‑old mother’s disappearance and ransom demands, and a strange Missouri story about 40,000 pounds of tofu creating a public health mess.
The episode also touches on major airport delays, why the Clear app is suddenly in high demand, and ends with a personal travel anecdote and a simple cooking tip.

Mar 26, 2026
Mar 26, 2026
5 min
Host Lindsey Vernick breaks down today’s top stories: a jury found Meta and YouTube liable for designing addictive apps and awarded $6 million to a former user; investigators probe a deadly LaGuardia incident after air traffic control cleared an emergency vehicle and a plane onto the same runway; and the Supreme Court ruled internet providers aren’t automatically responsible for users’ piracy.Also covered: the owner of Five Guys gives $1.5 million in employee bonuses after an anniversary mishap, Lindsey’s NYC dating and life anecdotes, and a quick cooking tip to actually use your groceries.

Mar 25, 2026
Mar 25, 2026
4 min
On the Hannah Montana 20th-anniversary special, Miley Cyrus delivers unfiltered commentary and even labels Alex Cooper a "creepy fan," while Lindsey Vernick recaps the reunion and her reactions.
Other segments cover airport chaos from TSA shortages and ICE crowd-control, research suggesting kimchi may help remove microplastics, NASA's 10-year plan for a permanent lunar base, plus Lindsey’s personal anecdotes and quick tips.

Mar 24, 2026
Mar 24, 2026
5 min
On this episode Lindsay Vernick covers PepsiCo cutting over 20 snack flavors (the “snackpocalypse”), a deadly runway collision at LaGuardia that killed two pilots and injured many, and Apple’s plan to add ads to Apple Maps.
She mixes sharp humor with personal updates — tour dates for her roommate, a return from being sick, improv anecdotes, and a quick cooking tip — wrapping up with ways to get tickets and contact her.
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Mar 23, 2026
Mar 23, 2026
6 min
Lindsey Vernick breaks down the day's top stories — the death of former FBI director Robert S. Mueller, CBS News Radio shutting down, BTS's comeback show, and MLB introducing an automated strike system — mixed with her signature commentary and humor.
The episode also includes personal snippets: a sponsor anecdote about leaving keys at work, Barry Kogan talking about retreating after online abuse, and light-hearted life notes like a cooking tip and show sign-off.

Mar 20, 2026
Mar 20, 2026
7 min
On this episode of The Daily Sarcast (March 20, 2026), Lindsey Vernick delivers a sharp, funny roundup of the week's headlines: ABC pulls The Bachelorette after an assault video surfaces, Ozempic goes generic overseas but remains pricey in the U.S., and Donald Trump makes an awkward Pearl Harbor joke.
She also highlights Amber Glenn speaking openly about competing on her period, plugs her musician roommate’s mini tour, shares a cooking tip, and signs off with sponsor mentions and listener contact info.
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Mar 19, 2026
Mar 19, 2026
5 min
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers the March 19, 2026 episode with a mix of news and laughs: Zendaya clears up a marriage rumor caused by AI in a film, the U.S. temporarily relaxes the Jones Act amid rising gas prices, and researchers report birds using cigarette butts to fight parasites.
The show also updates the ongoing search for 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie, shares personal Lindsey moments and a cooking tip, and blends serious reporting with light-hearted commentary.

Mar 18, 2026
Mar 18, 2026
5 min
Host Lindsay Vernick recaps today's top stories: Trump attacking Gavin Newsom over dyslexia, a senior counterterrorism official resigning amid the Iran conflict, and a dramatic meteor explosion over Ohio.The episode mixes sharp political commentary with light personal anecdotes, pop-culture moments, and everyday observations.Sponsor: Autocorrect — only corrects when you don't need it to and doesn't do anything when it absolutely should.

Mar 17, 2026
Mar 17, 2026
6 min
On March 17, 2026, Lindsey Vernick covers a powerful storm system that put over 34 million people under tornado watches across the eastern U.S., disrupted thousands of flights, and caused severe damage, while a rare March heat wave pushed western cities toward record highs.
The episode also reports on a federal judge blocking major vaccine policy changes, McDonald's CEO's viral 'polite bite' moment, and Lindsay's personal notes about St. Patrick's Day, Taco Tuesday, and nursing a cold with an alcohol-free hot toddy.

Mar 16, 2026
Mar 16, 2026
7 min
Lindsay Vernick’s Daily Sarcast (March 16, 2026): sponsor note about new Girl Scout cookie flavors; passport photo rules and why smiling is limited for facial recognition; reports on attacks against Jewish institutions in Michigan and Amsterdam; how well-meaning people can harm baby wildlife; Oscars recap including Michael B. Jordan’s upset and historic wins, plus personal anecdotes and a quick cooking tip.






